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Triton's Storm Soap Bar

Triton's Storm Soap Bar

★★★★★ (21)

Triton’s Storm Soap Bar – Command the Seas, Dominate the Shower 🌊⚡

Born from Poseidon's legacy, Triton’s Storm is a blue, black, and grey layered wave of pure power. Infused with zesty lime and a bold Creed-inspired scent, this bar crashes over your senses like a f*ing tidal wave**, leaving you refreshed, invigorated, and ready to take on the storm. Whether you’re leading the charge or riding the chaos, this soap ensures you smell sharp, clean, and legendary.

Why You Need It:

Crisp lime & powerful Creed-inspired scent – fresh, bold & built to last.
Handcrafted & long-lasting – no weak, watered-down nonsense here.
Zero plastic, zero BS—just high-performance soap for high-performance men.

💀 Harness the storm. Lather up & stay Dirty.

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What the Hell People Are Raving About

Been buying soaps from here for a long time now, found my favourites and they keep bringing new ones out which is great. I always get 5 at a time so they last a while. Will only be buying my soap from here.

Matt A.

This soap smells and looks awesome. I like it to the extent that it has replaced my shower gel. It lathers up very well for a soap and is now a staple in my bathroom.

David B.

Fantastic soap. All I’ve used for a year now. Also use their shave soap and hydration gel. Can’t recommend enough. Great service also

Lewis B.

I love this subscription, we get fresh soap every month for all the family to use. I don't ever run out and I opt to have mystery scents so I get to try new and limited scents.

Pamela H.

The subscription takes the pressure off deciding which soap to get so I take 2 lucky dips. So far I've had some of my solid favourite bars and some of the limited edition bars. Always guaranteed to smell like a winner as there's not a single soap bar I (or the wife) don't like.

Dominic C.

I was introduced to Dirty Soap a long time ago and am a constant returning customer! It's EPC!You feel cleaner than using a shower gel. It smells good. I WON'T buy shower gel again!

Andrew W.

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SLS FREE

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HAND MADE

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PARABEN FREE

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CRUELTY FREE

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