Soap Subscription Box (2 Bars)

You pick your 2 favorite bars (or go wild and choose the ‘Surprise Me Bar’), and we’ll ship them to you every month without fail. You save 30% each time, because clean and cheap is how we roll. Every three months, we’ll chuck in a free mystery bar of soap as a little thank-you for sticking with us. Because loyalty smells damn good.

First off, you’ll get a dirty good deal—30% off two bars of soap. Never run out of your favorite suds again, with fresh bars delivered right when you need them, every 4 or 6 weeks. Oh, and every 3 months? We’ll throw in a free mystery bar as a little “cheers” for sticking with us. Because loyalty smells badass.

Hell yeah, you can! No strings, no guilt trips. If you're ready to peace out or just need a breather, hit cancel in your portal. Simple as that. Just note, cancellations are only allowed after 2 payment periods—fair’s fair.

Absolutely. Life happens. Pause it when you need to and resume when you’re ready to get back to smelling like a legend.

Nope. The bars you pick when you subscribe will stick with you like a loyal shower buddy. BUT if you’re the adventurous type, go for the ‘Surprise Me Bar,’ and we’ll send you something fresh and new every month, handpicked by the Dirty Soap team.

Don’t panic. Just head to your portal and hit ‘order now,’ and we’ll rush your bars to your door faster than you can say, "Where’s my soap?"

You’ll get 2 epic bars of soap every month at 30% off the regular price. That’s what we call a solid deal.

Legendary move. Yes, you can! Give the gift of tactical hygiene to someone who’s still using supermarket soap.

Of course! Jump into your subscription portal and tweak the payment or delivery date to fit your schedule. Flexibility is the name of the game.

No stress—it happens to the best of us. We’ll try again later, but if you need to pause your subscription for now, it’s quick and easy to do. Take your time; we’ve got you.