Royal Marines Beard Bundle

360 years. That’s how long it took for Royal Marines to finally be allowed beards. Now that you’ve got the green light, don’t fuck it up by looking like a scruffy civvy. A Royal Marine deserves a Royal Standard beard, and this Oil & Balm Bundle is here to make sure yours is soft, strong, and squared away.

Made by a proud former Bootneck, this high-performance blend conditions your beard while eliminating itch, dryness, and patchy disgrace. Smell clean, sharp, and ready for battle with a scent that lingers longer than a phys session on Woodbury Common. Whether you’re on deployment, in the mess, or back on civvy street, make sure your beard looks like it belongs to an elite warfighter—not a fuking pirate.

💀 FREE shipping on orders over £35 – because paying for postage is for amateurs.
🧼 FREE limited edition soap on orders over £50 – because who doesn’t love a little extra filth?
💰 10% OFF when you spend over £65 – because the more you buy, the dirtier you stay.

Stock up. Stay fresh. Stay filthy. 💀🔥