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The Return of the Kraken Soap Bar
The Return of the Kraken Soap Bar
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Return of the Kraken Soap Bar – Unleash the Beast from the Deep 🌊💀
The legend resurfaces. Return of the Kraken isn’t just a soap—it’s a battle cry for those who brave the seas. Inspired by the warriors who keep our waters safe, this bar dives deep into freshness with a bold hit of lime to keep scurvy (and bad smells) at bay.
Handcrafted in a sea-blue design, this vegan powerhouse is built to replace shower gel, face wash, and even shampoo—because real men don’t need a dozen bottles cluttering up the bathroom.
Why You Need It:
✔ Bright citrus scent – Crisp, fresh, and ocean-ready.
✔ Multi-use formula – Face, body, hair—this bar does it all.
✔ Handmade & vegan – Because even sea monsters deserve the best.
💀 Rule the waves. Stay fresh. Stay Dirty. 🚢🔥
CHEAPER THAN OUR COMPETITORS 👀
CHEAPER THAN OUR COMPETITORS 👀
CHEAPER THAN OUR COMPETITORS 👀
CHEAPER THAN OUR COMPETITORS 👀
CHEAPER THAN OUR COMPETITORS 👀
CHEAPER THAN OUR COMPETITORS 👀
CHEAPER THAN OUR COMPETITORS 👀
CHEAPER THAN OUR COMPETITORS 👀
CHEAPER THAN OUR COMPETITORS 👀
CHEAPER THAN OUR COMPETITORS 👀
Got Questions? We've Got the Answers You Need
- Get in the shower, you filthy beast. (This ain't a bubble bath—soaking in your own grime? Hard pass.)
- Grab your Dirty Soap and lather up like a legend.
- Scrub every nook, cranny, and that questionable area you’re pretending doesn’t exist. Yes, we mean there.
- Rinse off like the warrior you are—and do it DAILY. (Twice if you’re trying to smell like an actual god.)
- Minimum Weight: Each bar weighs a minimum of 135g. Since we cut every bar by hand, the weight may vary slightly. But hey, you might just be the lucky sod who gets a little extra... wink, wink.
- Allergens: Some soaps might contain allergens depending on the scent. Got sensitive skin or concerns? Drop us a message using the contact button (bottom-left of the page) or head to the “Contact Us” section in the menu. We’re here to help!
- Longevity: Our bars last 3x longer than your average shower gel. Plus, congrats—you’re officially saving a turtle by ditching those weekly single-use plastic bottles. Feel smug. You’ve earned it.
- For Everyone: Yes, our soaps are unisex. If you're after something with a more "feminine touch," we’ve got you covered with a dedicated range—check out our “Feminine” section. That said, any bar will have you smelling like a GOD/DESS. So, don’t limit yourself!
- Ingredients: We’ve carefully chosen premium ingredients for even the most sensitive skin. If you’re prone to irritation, our range will feel like heaven. Don’t take our word for it—scroll through our glowing reviews from people with skin softer than a baby’s backside.
- Every bar of Dirty Soap is handmade by our top-tier soap squad—because only legends deserve the best. We aim to have your soap cut, stamped, and mission-ready within 1–2 working days of your order. Fresh, badass, and on its way to you in record time. 🧼💪
- Shipping: Orders typically ship within 1-2 business days. Standard shipping times vary based on location.
- Got a faulty item? No worries—we’ve got your back. You’ve got 30 days to send it back to us (as long as it’s in new condition). Hit up our customer support team to get the ball rolling.
- Not loving your Dirty Soap experience? Drop us a line, and we’ll work with you to turn that frown upside down. Because no man gets left behind—especially when it comes to smelling like a legend.
What the Hell People Are Raving About
Been buying soaps from here for a long time now, found my favourites and they keep bringing new ones out which is great. I always get 5 at a time so they last a while. Will only be buying my soap from here.
Matt A.
This soap smells and looks awesome. I like it to the extent that it has replaced my shower gel. It lathers up very well for a soap and is now a staple in my bathroom.
David B.
Fantastic soap. All I’ve used for a year now. Also use their shave soap and hydration gel. Can’t recommend enough. Great service also
Lewis B.
I love this subscription, we get fresh soap every month for all the family to use. I don't ever run out and I opt to have mystery scents so I get to try new and limited scents.
Pamela H.
The subscription takes the pressure off deciding which soap to get so I take 2 lucky dips. So far I've had some of my solid favourite bars and some of the limited edition bars. Always guaranteed to smell like a winner as there's not a single soap bar I (or the wife) don't like.
Dominic C.
I was introduced to Dirty Soap a long time ago and am a constant returning customer! It's EPC!You feel cleaner than using a shower gel. It smells good. I WON'T buy shower gel again!
Andrew W.
SLS FREE
HAND MADE
PARABEN FREE
