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Our fearless leader isn’t just obsessed with soap—he’s a full-blown film fanatic. The type who can’t walk past a TV without getting sucked into a movie, quotes classics daily, and can name the flick just by glancing at the scene. His Achilles' heel? Nostalgic movies. And The Goonies? Top-tier, feel-good perfection.
So why not channel your inner adventurer while scrubbing up like a legend? Our limited-edition Never Say Die Soap Bar pays tribute to the iconic gold coins the gang was after, boasting a striking gold and brown finish. Oh, and the scent? Absolutely epic—guaranteed to turn heads and spark treasure hunts.
But fair warning: when this bar’s gone, it’s gone for good. Don’t miss your chance to shower like a legend. 💀✨

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