NOT JUST SOAP

Get in the shower, you filthy beast. (This ain't a bubble bath—soaking in your own grime? Hard pass.)
Grab your Dirty Soap and lather up like a legend.
Scrub every nook, cranny, and that questionable area you’re pretending doesn’t exist. Yes, we mean there.
Rinse off like the warrior you are—and do it DAILY. (Twice if you’re trying to smell like an actual god.)

Minimum Weight: Each bar weighs a minimum of 135g. Since we cut every bar by hand, the weight may vary slightly. But hey, you might just be the lucky sod who gets a little extra... wink, wink.
Allergens: Some soaps might contain allergens depending on the scent. Got sensitive skin or concerns? Drop us a message using the contact button (bottom-left of the page) or head to the “Contact Us” section in the menu. We’re here to help!
Longevity: Our bars last 3x longer than your average shower gel. Plus, congrats—you’re officially saving a turtle by ditching those single-use plastic bottles. Feel smug. You’ve earned it.
For Everyone: Yes, our soaps are unisex. If you're after something with a more "feminine touch," we’ve got you covered with a dedicated range—check out the “Feminine” section. That said, any bar will have you smelling like a GOD/DESS. So, don’t limit yourself!
Ingredients: We’ve carefully chosen premium ingredients for even the most sensitive skin. If you’re prone to irritation, our natural range will feel like heaven. Don’t take our word for it—scroll through our glowing reviews from people with skin softer than a baby’s backside.

Every bar of Dirty Soap is handmade by our top-tier soap squad—because only legends deserve the best. We aim to have your soap cut, stamped, and mission-ready within 1–2 working days of your order. Fresh, badass, and on its way to you in record time. 🧼💪
Shipping: Orders typically ship within 1-2 business days. Standard shipping times vary based on location.
Got a faulty item? No worries—we’ve got your back. You’ve got 30 days to send it back to us (as long as it’s in new condition). Hit up our customer support team to get the ball rolling.
Not loving your Dirty Soap experience? Drop us a line, and we’ll work with you to turn that frown upside down. Because no man gets left behind—especially when it comes to smelling like a legend.